I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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