As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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