and you said cock pushups were impossible
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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