he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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