butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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