Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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