Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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