I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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