I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize