is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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