Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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