Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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