plz talk dirty to me
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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