So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
did you just send me my own nude
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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