so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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