Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
...so i touched it.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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