i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Randomize
