I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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