so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
it's great music for shaving your balls
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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