it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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