Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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