weddingsv make me drug and hornr
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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