Say something about gay babies.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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