I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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