Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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