so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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