I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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