I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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