She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you win again, gameday.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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