you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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