Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
