can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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