Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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