I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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