Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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