I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
