the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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