Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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