You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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