As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
jump out the window naked night went bad
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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