There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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