Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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