What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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