No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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