He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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