why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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