I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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