it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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