what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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