I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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