I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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