Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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