He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Do vagina's smell?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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