The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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