I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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