It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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